OH! That's Funny! 101 Hilarious Ohio Jokes

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The second giant says: “That’s nothing. When my old man woke in the morning and stretched his arms, he’d have a whole planet in each of his hands.”

How did the Ohio State fan meet his wife? He proposed to the first girl he saw wearing scarlet and gray. Tornado warnings are in force in Cleveland, Ohio. Residents are advised to take shelter at the Cleveland Browns Stadium where there is minimal chance of a touchdown. by u/YourShoeIsUntied

The Math Exam: A young college student was having trouble with his final math exam. He knew his professor was a golf lover, so he came up with a scheme. He told the professor, “If I can hit a golf ball into that cup from here, will you give me an A?” The professor, amused and curious, agreed. The student swung and to the professor’s surprise, the ball went right into the cup. “Okay,” said the professor, “I’ll give you an A, but only if you can tell me your golf score.” The student replied, “Well, with that hole-in-one, I’d say it’s -1.” Why did the football coach in Ohio go to art class? He wanted to learn how to draw up some “Xs” and “O’s”! Why do Ohioans get excited for the first spring day over 40 degrees? So they can wear shorts while taking down their Christmas lights.

Why did the Ohioan bring a notepad to the museum? Because they wanted to take notes on Ohio’s history! Why do the Cincinnati Bengals eat cereal straight out of the box? They choke whenever they get near a bowl. He could think of the world beyond Akron, which wasn’t such a bad place but was, you know, Akron.” – Stephen King The Silent Treatment: A husband and wife were having a fight. The wife decided to go for the silent treatment. The husband, realizing he was in trouble, wrote on a piece of paper: “Wake me up at 6 AM, I have a flight.” The next morning, he woke up at 9 AM and missed his flight. Furious, he saw a piece of paper on the bedside table: “Wake up, it’s 6 AM.”Residents are invited to seek shelter in Cleveland Browns Stadium where there is no chance of a touchdown. Take a look at these funny Miami jokes, Chicago jokes, and Boston jokes you’re sure to enjoy on your next trip. Hilarious Ohio Jokes and Puns The Divorce Lawyer: A man goes to see a divorce lawyer. “How much do you charge?” he asks. “A thousand dollars for three questions,” replies the lawyer. “Isn’t that a bit steep?” the man asks. “Yes,” replies the lawyer. “Now what’s your third question?”

Which biblical character was the youngest to speak foul language? Job, because he cursed the day he was born. The Late Night Phone Call: In the middle of the night, a man gets a phone call from his doctor. The doctor says, “I have some good news and some bad news.” The man says, “Okay, give me the good news first.” The doctor says, “The good news is, you have 24 hours to live.” The man replies, “That’s the good news? Then what’s the bad news?” The doctor says, “The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.” The Not-So-Silent Treatment: My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdfNot many people know that 24 astronauts and the Wright Brothers were born in Ohio… You’ve got to wonder what it is about that awful place that makes people want to leave the Earth… Ohio’s name even lends itself to jokes… Who was the best female finance lady in the Bible? Pharaoh’s daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet Even the graduates from Ohio State are not the best… by u/YourShoeIsUntied Ohio is a strange word Memes about traveling in Ohio The Worst Artist: I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it. Why did the Ohioan bring a notepad to the farm? Because they wanted to jot down notes on Ohio’s agriculture!